The Affichomanie Happy Service has issued an announcement regarding Black Friday.
This is a reminder that exactly 24 hours you ago you were very, very thankful for everything you have. Please refrain from killing anyone over an outrageously low-priced television.
Additionally, you are encouraged to stay inside and instead shop on Small Business Saturday. If you need immediate help, use these guides to shop local in Milwaukee — gifts & wrapping or treats & libations.